"Since the old lady agreed so readily, I will change my name to mother-in-law." Cheng Long walked to Madam Mo excitedly, picked up the teacup she put down, and said politely: "Mother-in-law, please have some tea!"
"I can't drink this tea yet..." Mrs. Mo smiled and pushed away the tea that Cheng Long put in front of her.
"Madam, why is this happening?" Cheng Long pretended to be confused.
"You are too impatient." Madam Mo smiled and said, "Although parents can decide their children's marriage, it is a matter of a lifetime after all. You have to ask Zhenzhen first!"
"Oh, that's right, I should ask my wife for her opinion!"
Cheng Long's words and deeds revealed his determination to marry Zhen Zhen home, which made the Lishan Mother, who was disguised as an old woman, smile so much that her face was blooming.
With her level of Taoism, she naturally knew that Sun Wukong possessed a pair of golden eyes that could see through illusions. Just by meeting them, she could see through the identities of the four of them, mother and daughter.
The little guy is teasing Miao Shan!
He is really brave.
but……
From the perspective of Lishan Laomu, Miao Shan did not seem to be angry. Instead, she showed a hint of girlish shyness.
Things are getting interesting!
If the two are in love, it is not impossible to get married that night.
"Master, look... Big Brother Sun is planning to stay here! Why don't we also..." Seeing that Cheng Long and Madam Mo were getting along better and better as they talked, Bajie thought of Madam Mo's two pretty daughters. His IQ, which was not very bright to begin with, was instantly overwhelmed by lust, and his mind was filled with erotic scenes of staying here as a son-in-law, and making love, or loving each other.
"Brother Sun is Brother Sun, and we are us. How can we compare them?"
Tang Seng glared at Bajie angrily and named this fool Bajie because he wanted him to remember the Buddhist precepts. He didn't expect that after meeting a few pretty girls, his greedy and lustful nature was revealed.
It's so muddy that it can't hold up the wall!
"But without Brother Sun on the journey to the West, if we encounter the long-famous demon king, we will probably die!" Bajie's eyes turned cunningly, and he actually found such a reasonable excuse.
"..."
This time it was Tang Seng's turn to speak in sign language.
The ordeal at Huangfeng Ridge made him realize the importance of Cheng Long. He not only provided convenience in life, allowing him to set up camp anytime and anywhere at night, but also could defend against powerful enemies.
Although Bajie and Sha Seng have some strength, they are far behind Cheng Long.
Honestly speaking, if Tang Seng had to let someone stay and marry into the Mo family, he would rather his two disciples stay than have Cheng Long stay in the Mo family as a son-in-law.
But what reason did he have to persuade Brother Sun to give up the woman he loved and continue to protect him to go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures?
For a moment, Tang Seng was in a state of confusion, and his eyes, which were filled with reluctance, looked at Cheng Long from time to time.
Bajie's face was full of envy.
Sha Seng's expression didn't change much. Cheng Long had the intention to kill Sha Seng because he had committed too many murders when he was in exile, so he became cold towards him, which led to a very ordinary relationship between the two.
So far, Bajie has only killed Sister Luan, not many people. Moreover, for a bite of food, he flatters Cheng Long in various ways, which can provide good emotional value.
Therefore, Cheng Long's attitude towards Bajie is far superior to that towards Sha Seng.
……
On the other side, the inner courtyard of the Mo Mansion.
Lishan Laomu looked at Guanyin, whose cheeks were slightly red, and smiled and said, "Miaoshan, Wukong fell in love with you at first sight and is ready to marry into our family. Are you willing to marry him?"
"Mother, Wukong is a naughty kid, why are you playing tricks on me with him?"
Ever since Guanyin became acquainted with Cheng Long's clone Sun Wukong, she has always treated him as a child, especially Sun Wukong and his disciple Hua Yue, who fell in love with her secret matchmaking.
No matter from which perspective, she should be Wukong's elder, so how could she possibly marry him?
"Haha~~"
Looking at the duplicity of Guanyin, Lishan Laomu said kindly: "Miaoshan, sometimes a little indulgence may be the best choice. Maybe there will be a surprise."
"If you think it's inappropriate for me to stay and marry, why don't you leave your good corpse to marry Wukong?"
"..."
Guanyin remained silent.
Shanshi is even more indecisive than her. If she were to let Shanshi stay, she and Wukong would be able to get married.
"Mother, since Miao Shan doesn't want to get married, then we should follow the plan. We can pretend to agree to her request, and then let Zhen Zhen teach her a lesson. How about tying her to a tree and hanging her for a night?"
Manjushri Bodhisattva had actually seen that Guanyin had become tempted by worldly desires.
However, Guanyin is one of the four great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, and it is impossible for her to marry a monk who is seeking Buddhist scriptures. Even if there is any sign of this happening, it must be stopped.
Buddhism cannot afford to lose face like this!
Even if what Guanyin left behind was just a good corpse, people would still talk about it.
What's more, Sun Wukong is an indispensable person in the journey to obtain the scriptures, so how could they really let Wukong stay in the Mo Mansion as a son-in-law?
"Well, let's follow the plan!"
The Mother of Lishan actually wanted to bring Guanyin and Sun Wukong together to embarrass Buddhism.
Unfortunately, although Miao Shan had feelings for Wukong, she was still hesitant to let go due to various reasons.
In desperation, she could only give up the idea of matchmaking and just watch the show.
Not long after, Lishan Laomu returned to the front hall and said with a smile on her face, "Elder, my family has agreed to keep the wedding simple. After the wedding room is decorated, you can give me a cup of tea and it will be done."
"Just serving tea is a bit too simple, shouldn't we at least kneel down and worship the heaven and earth?"
"Marrying into the wife's family doesn't require so many rules. You don't need to worship heaven and earth."
The Mother of Lishan wanted to turn the fake into reality and let Guanyin marry Sun Wukong, but the problem was, Miaoshan didn't agree!
Worshiping heaven and earth is no joke. If you really let them worship it, then the fake will become real.
Perhaps in the eyes of mortals, worshiping heaven and earth is just a ceremony at a wedding and is not binding, but this ceremony passed down from ancient times is a real sacrifice.
Once the couple kneels down to worship heaven and earth as the matchmaker says, it is equivalent to making a vow to heaven.
This is also a point that is extremely taboo for people who practice cultivation and even for immortals.
This is because if a saint makes a vow to the heavens, he must fulfill it honestly, otherwise he will suffer backlash or even punishment from heaven.
The two saints in the West took great pains to develop Buddhism, wasn't it because when they became saints in the past, they made a great vow to ask the heavens to borrow enormous merits, and they were trying every means to repay them!
As the saying goes, a debt-free person brings relief. If he had not been burdened with this debt, how could Jie Yin and Zhunti have done such tricks during the Conferred Gods Period, planting undercover agents in Jiejiao and secretly instigating the disciples of Chenjiao to rebel?
"It's okay if I don't worship heaven and earth, but since I've worshipped my mother-in-law, I can't leave my own mother behind." Cheng Long compromised and made a big concession.
"..."
The Mother of Mount Li twitched her lips.
Who doesn't know now that your mother is Nuwa, the goddess who presided over the heavenly marriage? If Nuwa gets involved in the affairs here, all the fake things will become real.
Seeing Madam Mo stunned, Tang Seng couldn't help but feel curious and asked in confusion: "Madam Mo, what Brother Sun said makes sense. No matter how simple the wedding is, serving tea to the elders cannot be omitted. Why didn't you say anything?"
"It's troublesome, but it's too troublesome. The couple will drink a cup of wine together and the wedding will be complete." After saying that, without waiting for Cheng Long to reply, Mrs. Mo stood up and walked towards the inner courtyard.
Cheng Long smiled and didn't care.
About a quarter of an hour later, the Mother of Lishan appeared again as "Mrs. Mo" and led her into a bridal chamber in the inner courtyard.
The room is decorated quite festively.
Dragon and phoenix candles, wedding quilts, red dates, peanuts, sake and so on are all available.
"Zhenzhen", dressed in red, was sitting in front of the window with a shy look on her face, with a red veil covering her head.
However, Cheng Long was not in the mood. He picked up the sake on the table and just poured it into his mouth...
"Husband, why don't you come over and lift my veil?"
"Zhenzhen" sat on the bed and waited for a long time, but Cheng Long did not move, so she couldn't help but remind him.
"I want my wife to be a woman, not a hairy-chested idiot!"
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Cheng Long put down the wine pot, glanced at Zhenzhen, and said dissatisfiedly: "Manjusri Bodhisattva, what you did is too unkind. Tonight is my wedding with Zhenzhen, why are you, a grown man, here to join in the fun?"
"I knew I couldn't hide it from you."
Manjushri Bodhisattva simply stopped pretending, lifted the red veil on his head, and slapped Cheng Long. Then a beam of Buddha's light burst out from his sleeves and turned into a large net covering Cheng Long.
Unexpectedly, the next second, Cheng Long, who was sitting on the stool, suddenly disappeared without a trace. The elaborate net laid by Manjushri Bodhisattva did not catch even a single person.
at the same time……
In the backyard of the Mo Mansion, in a pavilion.
Guanyin picked up the teacup and was about to put it into her mouth when someone suddenly patted her shoulder.
Then, a familiar teasing voice sounded behind him.
"Madam, why are you admiring the moon here alone?"
"Wukong, I think you are itching for trouble. You even dare to tease me."
Guanyin turned around and glared at Cheng Long, saying, "You little bastard, you only know how to make trouble. This difficulty is for Tang Seng and his disciples, why are you standing out to join in the fun?"
"I'm just afraid that you, my sister, will be picked up by Tang Seng!"
"He's not like you. Bajie is more like you."
"..."
After a night.
When Tang Seng and his disciples woke up from the guest room, they were stunned to see that the magnificent house they had last night had turned into an abandoned garden. It was not until Cheng Long came forward to explain that they realized that the people who had entertained them last night were actually the Mother of Lishan and the three Bodhisattvas.
"Brother Sun, it turns out you already knew it. That monster's behavior was so abrupt, not like the old you at all." Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief when he learned that Cheng Long threatened to stay and become a son-in-law last night in cooperation with the Bodhisattva.
Now I don’t have to worry about having no tent to live in on the journey west.
When he went to bed last night, he was still thinking about Brother Sun staying in the Mo Mansion as a son-in-law, and where he should get a tent so that he could stay at night.
Now I don’t have to worry about it anymore.
“Brother Sun, you are like this. You dare to tease even the Buddha.”
Bajie gave Cheng Long a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.
At the same time, he was also thankful that he did not get infected with swine fever, and was murmuring about wanting to stay and become the other party's brother-in-law.
Otherwise he will have trouble at night.
……
Winter passes and spring comes.
One day, Tang Seng, who was on horseback, suddenly pointed to a beautiful mountain in front of him, turned around and said to Cheng Long, "Brother Sun, look at that mountain in front of you. It's so majestic, like an ancient dragon hovering here. This is probably the first time we've seen such a majestic mountain along the way."
Cheng Long took a closer look and replied, "Yes, there is a sacred mountain ahead. The various hills and mountains I passed by before are far from comparable to this mountain."
"Since this is a sacred mountain, there must be gods living on the mountain. We have to go visit one or two."
Tang Seng is such a person. Whenever he sees a Taoist temple or a Buddhist temple, he will go in and worship.
Over the past year or so, Cheng Long has gotten used to it.
What's more, the sacred mountain blessed land ahead is not an ordinary blessed land, you must go and see it.
It's just that you can't see the mountain until you run to the bottom of it. Although the mountain can be seen from afar, it took Cheng Long and his group two full days to reach the foot of the mountain. The mountain looked even more beautiful in the mist.
Among the thin clouds, you can vaguely see an ancient Taoist temple located on the mountainside.
In the fog ahead, there is a bluestone road leading directly to the temple. Beside the road, there stands a stone tablet with a few large characters clearly visible on it: Wanshou Mountain.
Cheng Long knew about the Wuzhuang Temple on Wanshou Mountain. Bajie, Sha Seng, and even the White Dragon Horse knew the name of the Immortal Zhen Yuanzi. Only Tang Sanzang, who had been reincarnated ten times, did not know.
"So this place is called Wanshou Mountain! It's very high and means longevity..."
Tang Seng walked to the stone tablet, looked up at the endless mountains in the mist, and sighed: "Brother Sun, we have been traveling for such a long time, why don't we rest here for a day or two? I see that this Taoist temple is full of immortal energy, and I don't think there will be any demons causing trouble."
"Okay, let's go up the mountain and take a look. If we can find a place to stay, we can rest here for a few days."
Unknowingly, Cheng Long has become the leader of the team traveling west, and Tang Seng and his disciples all love to listen to him.
He was also used to being the boss of the house, and as soon as it got dark at night, he would find a place to set up camp and rarely went to towns to stay overnight and disturb others.
Of course, Tang Seng’s three meals a day were still dry food collected from the market. He would occasionally beg for alms when passing by, but that was only vegetarian food for Tang Seng alone.
Cheng Long and Bajie both like to eat barbecue.
Sha Seng would eat occasionally, but most of the time he didn't eat.
It took some time to reach the gate of the Taoist temple.
The master and his disciples' eyes naturally fell on the couplet: The immortal palace of immortality, the Taoist family of longevity as long as the sky.
Cheng Long curled his lips in disdain and said, "What an arrogant Taoist priest! I, Sun, was only named the Great Sage Equaling Heaven by the Jade Emperor. This guy actually dares to say that he will live as long as the heavens."
"Brother Sun, keep your voice down. The guy inside is really qualified..." Bajie tried to dissuade him in a low voice, fearing that Cheng Long might have a brain seizure and anger the immortal Zhen Yuanzi.
Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong caused a big disturbance on the Execution Platform and killed the supervising executioner and the executioner, which led to him missing the Peach Festival and never meeting the Immortal Zhen Yuanzi. It is normal for him to have such feelings.
Among the Three Realms and Six Paths, there are not many powerful beings who are qualified to hang such a couplet in front of their own mansions. However, Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of earthly immortals and one of the few powerful beings in the Three Realms. If he did not even have this kind of courage, he would not have lived to this day and been respected by the Three Realms.
"Squeak!"
The tightly closed door was suddenly opened, and two children walked over the threshold and appeared in front of everyone... (End of this chapter)