Chapter 69 Accident caused by 18 cm grilled sausage!
Sunday afternoon, day off.
Shen Mo trained hard for a whole morning, and in the afternoon, he and Zhang Bo were urged by the driving school coach to practice the second subject for three hours.
How come people with a dad have such a plain and boring life?
He couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
At 4:30 in the afternoon, the two walked out of the driving school gate.
"My aunt asked us to arrive at six o'clock, which is still more than an hour."
"Let's go to the Internet cafe and get two first?"
Zhang Bo looked at the time and made a proposal.
Yes, Zhang Bo’s aunt, Zhang Xiuzhen, the owner of Daoyuan Chinese Medicine Massage Clinic, invited them to dinner.
The reason is that I haven’t seen him for a long time and I miss him a little.
At the same time, he also thanked him for helping the massage parlor resolve the crisis last time, and said that Feng Jin would also be present.
Of course, whether it is mainly Feng Jin who misses her is another matter.
Shen Mo naturally agreed to Zhang Bo's suggestion of going to the Internet cafe.
Although he is no longer so enthusiastic about Dota, after these days of hard training at the sports center, he still needs some comfort from the game.
……
Hurricane Internet Cafe.
"Brother Mo, I've been tricked, come and save me!"
Shen Mo's Dwarf Rifleman was concentrating on last-hitting in the bottom lane when he heard Zhang Bo's loud cry for help from the next camera.
"What's the matter? Where is it?"
"On the mountain of Shanglu River..." Zhang Bo turned his head with a bitter look on his face.
Shen Mo switched the screen and saw his best friend, the Ice Girl, stuck on the mountain, unable to get up or down. "Hahaha, how did you get yourself up there?"
"Don't mention it, there are two black shop dealers across the street." Zhang Bo gritted his teeth in frustration.
"The Phantom Flame and Anti-Mage on the opposite side, these two are playing together."
"The river channel has spawned talismans, so I went in to see if there are any speed-up talismans."
"Then the enemy mage on the opposite side flashed over from the mountain and tried to grab the talisman, but got stuck on the top of the mountain."
"Being stuck in front of my ice girl, of course I have to A a few times."
"As a result, Xiaoxiao came over from the other side of the river and threw me onto the mountain with one skill. I couldn't get down!"
"Then the enemy mage flashed down."
"It turns out that these two grandsons are in the same group. The enemy mage is the bait, and Xiaoxiao is lying in ambush nearby."
At this time, a sloppy uncle in his thirties sitting next to him was also a Dota enthusiast. After hearing what Zhang Bo said, he became interested.
He came over and sighed, "I've been tricked by this too."
"It was really hard to be thrown onto the mountain by Xiao Xiao at the beginning."
"It's embarrassing to watch such a situation where neither the heaven nor the earth can respond."
On the computer screen, two black shop dealers, Anti-Mage and Xiao Xiao, were surrounding Zhang Bo from the left and right, giving the feeling of them forcefully surrounding a gorilla.
The shrimps are even more heartbreaking!
Not very harmful, but extremely insulting!
This funny scene made Shen Mo and the sloppy uncle couldn't help laughing.
Zhang Bo didn't expect that he would be humiliated like this just for playing a game. He felt angry and helpless.
"Brother Mo, buy a signal bird and send a scroll back to the city to save me."
Fortunately, Shen Mo helped.
But just when Shen Mo bought the signal bird and controlled the march towards the river, he found that his dwarf musketeers were being besieged.
So, he hurriedly controlled the hero to retreat back to the tower, and luckily saved his life with a sliver of health.
"Yeah, extreme escape, awesome, right?"
After this series of operations, Shen Mo felt scared but also a little proud.
Then he responded, "Hiroko, did you get the scroll to return to town?"
Zhang Bo didn't respond for a long time. Shen Mo was surprised. He turned around and saw Zhang Bo looking at him with resentment.
"What's wrong?"
"When you were controlling the hero, the signal bird was killed by the enemy's prophet..."
"Oh my god!" Even Shen Mo couldn't stand it anymore and cursed, "Are these bastards so dirty?"
There were no accidents or surprises. Zhang Bo's Ice Girl was AFK for N minutes. It was basically a 4V5 situation. Both of them were badly beaten in this round.
Seeing the World Tree being destroyed, the two quit the game.
"Fuck, this trick is so dirty!" Shen Mo said with emotion.
"Dirty! Too dirty!" The sloppy uncle was wary.
The two suddenly realized that Zhang Bo, the biggest victim of this tragedy, had not spoken yet, and they all looked at him. Zhang Bo was not depressed at all, but his eyes were shining with excitement, "This routine is fun, why don't we try it too?"
Shen Mo was silent for a while after hearing this, then he touched his chin and nodded, "Well, this method is very much to my liking."
The sloppy uncle was stunned when he heard this, staring at the two men with a look of surprise in his eyes, "I thought I was already the most lewd and invincible, but I didn't expect that these two little brothers are even more lewd than me."
"Good, let's get started!"
Ten minutes later, at the other end of the network cable, a guy with glasses watched his hero, the Lich, stuck on a hill in the river, unable to move, while Xiao Xiao and the enemy mage were watching from the bottom of the hill.
Teammates helped to buy a scroll to return to the city, and the signal bird was killed again.
The guy with glasses quit the game swearing.
Shen Mo, Zhang Bo, and the sloppy uncle all laughed together...
……
Nearing six o'clock in the evening, Zhang Bo rode an electric bike with Shen Mo and rushed all the way.
His father finally gave him the electric car, and Shen Mo's electric car was charging at home.
"Ah Zhen, this is delicious."
Passing by a snack stand, Zhang Bo caught a glimpse of a beautiful girl about sixteen or seventeen years old holding an 18-centimeter-long sausage and putting it into her mouth, and she also recommended it to her best friend.
He couldn't help but stare in amazement, drooling slightly from the corners of his mouth, as if he was imagining some kind of scene.
"Hiroko, watch the road..."
boom!
Shen Mo was sitting in the back seat. He felt that the direction was wrong and hurriedly opened his mouth to greet people, but it was too late.
Zhang Bo and his car crashed into a roadside tree.
Yeah!
Fortunately, at the last moment, he finally learned from the lesson of the last time he hit the tree and braked in time, so he only got a bump on his left forehead.
Shen Mo had Zhang Bo as a cushion in front of him, so he was unharmed.
At this time, Shen Mo noticed the saliva at the corner of his mouth, "You also said that last time you were riding a bike and drooling at the beautiful woman?"
Zhang Bo was embarrassed, and hurriedly wiped off his saliva, trying to refute: "This is not from looking at beautiful women, it's from being bumped into..."
cut!
Shen Mo couldn't help but curl his lips.
At 6:05, the two finally arrived downstairs of Zhang Xiuzhen's building.
"Come up."
From the window on the third floor, Zhang Xiuzhen saw Zhang Bo park his car and waved to him.
Go upstairs and arrive at the door of 301.
"Aunt." Zhang Bo knocked on the door and shouted at the top of his voice.
This guy is always so noisy.
"coming."
A pleasant female voice came from inside.
When the door opened, the person who came into their sight was Feng Jin, with a beautiful face and fair and delicate skin.
The light from the window shone in from behind her, making her shoulder-length hair glow golden, making her look even more beautiful and elegant.
Today she was not wearing a white doctor's coat, but a printed white skirt with a white sweater on the outside, which made her look particularly elegant and revealed her broad mind.
It turns out that mature women are not simple!
Shen Mo sighed secretly.
"Come in." Zhang Xiuzhen said lightly in the living room.
Zhang Bo followed behind Shen Mo, being a little secretive, a bit like a young wife who was afraid to meet her parents-in-law.
But it was all in vain, the lump on his forehead grew bigger as the blood filled it.
"Xiao Bo, what's wrong with your forehead?" Zhang Xiuzhen quickly noticed something unusual.
"I fell while walking." Zhang Bo stammered.
Shen Mo smiled without saying anything.
"Fell while walking? Weren't you fine when I saw you yesterday?"
"Could it be that, like last time, he crashed into something while riding his electric bike?"
Zhang Xiuzhen had a pair of sharp eyes and was no easy opponent. With the help of the mud on his nephew's hands, he quickly deduced the truth.
"No, no, it's wrestling, aunt." Zhang Bo still tried to fight back.
"You're still lying to me! Xiaobo, you're the only child in our Zhang family. Why don't you make me, your aunt, worry less?" Zhang Xiuzhen started nagging like an elder.
"Okay, okay, aunt, I will pay attention next time. I will pay attention." The little liar couldn't resist and quickly surrendered.
"Talk to your dad later and it's better to take the electric bike back."
"Ah...Aunt, don't..." Zhang Bo screamed miserably.
(End of this chapter)