Chapter 313: Old Man Huang, do you want a wife?
Corax, the Primarch of the Raven Guard, is a man with a very low presence.

In the original timeline, since the Crow King returned the latest, basically at the end of the Great Crusade, he did not do many deeds.

The only famous ones are probably the Istvan Massacre and the two major events in which he transformed into an indescribable creature and hunted Lorgar for ten thousand years.

But because of Hogg's interference, even though Corax was the youngest among the Primarchs, his experience was very different. He went from being a shadowy and transparent little guy to a slacker on par with Curze.

Although this guy is not good material, Corax himself doesn't care. Instead, he is very enthusiastic about his current situation. After all, not all of his offspring were killed, and living a life of idleness and waiting for death is better than being a beast of burden.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were on him, Corax quickly raised the doll in his hand and showed it to everyone.

Looking at this strange-looking golden doll, Hogg, who had no idea what it was, grabbed it. But when he touched the doll, Hogg was surprised to find that it was actually alive!

After being caught, the doll punched Hogg, and its little head swayed up and down, pointing at everyone present and taunting:
"What's the matter, what are you looking at, you useless bunch? Haven't you ever seen someone as awesome as me? If you know what's good for you, put me down right now, or you'll be in trouble!"

Hearing that the doll could actually swear, several people became interested and came over. Guilliman even poked his head with his hand, wanting to see what this thing was made of:
"Little guy, it's wrong to say bad words."

"Shut up, you stupid ambitious Ogryn. I can do whatever the hell I want. As the Lord of Humanity, my right to swear is unlimited!"

Instead of letting this thing go crazy, Hogg extended a few tentacles, tied him up like a dumpling, and swung him up and down like a yo-yo, successfully making him shut his mouth.

Looking at this strange little thing, the Primarchs couldn't help but look at the silent Emperor, hoping to get an explanation from him.

"Old Huang, this is the soul fragment you mentioned. How could it be such a piece of shit? If he hadn't been foul-mouthed just like you, I would never have thought that your clone was so weak."

With all the evidence, even an emperor with a face thicker than a city wall could not deny his relationship with this doll, and reluctantly admitted:
"Ah, it's normal for soul fragments to be strong and weak. You can't expect them all to be as great as me! If you care about this, you might as well ask Corax where he found it from."

"I picked it up!"

Others might have believed it, but Curze, who had been playing badly with Corax for 10,000 years, didn't believe it. He pinched his big wings and began to interrogate him:

"You bastard, you actually hid such a good treasure, how come I couldn't pick it up? You really deserve to die. Did you play the emperor behind my back? Tell me the truth quickly, or I'll let my brother make soup out of you."

Hogg, whose reputation was damaged, didn't care. He wasn't a good person anyway. He grabbed the mini emperor and shoved him in the face:

"Tell me, you must explain clearly today, otherwise I will lock you up in a small dark room and prevent you from accessing the Internet for the rest of your life!"

As a person who has devoted his entire career to online trolling, Corax certainly doesn't want to live without the Internet. Under everyone's questioning, he finally revealed the truth:

"Brother, you know me well. I would lie to Old Man Huang but I won't lie to you!"

"I really picked up this mini emperor, but it was in the evil god's great library."

"That evil god wanted us two brothers to submit obediently, so he offered us generous treatment. We could go wherever we wanted in the entire Demon Realm. I remember that day I sneaked into the library, intending to steal a few books to sell, but this little guy was lying on the bookshelf reading a pornographic book. I saw that no one wanted it, so I took him away."

Before Corax could finish, the Emperor, who was squatting in the Dreadnaught, could no longer sit still. He ran to Hogg with his two big and thick legs and directly took back his clone:

"You are such a vicious and rebellious son, you dare to slander others' innocence out of thin air. What do you mean by lying on the bookshelf reading pornographic books? My soul fragment will never do such a thing."

No matter how much the Emperor tried to explain himself, everyone just stared at him like he was trash. Hogg even patted the Emperor's armor and consoled him:

"Old man Huang! It's normal to have some hobbies. I also like to eat aliens and play with demons secretly. It's all because we, as your descendants, are unfilial and don't pay attention to your private life.

Let’s put it this way. I see that you are already an adult, but you are still single. In the future, we can be father and son. Dad will definitely arrange a satisfactory marriage for you!

Do you like humans or demi-humans? Even if none of these suit your taste, Daddy still has a way with the devil. Apart from anything else, as long as you are willing to make a small sacrifice in terms of body position, I can find the evil god for you!"

Hearing that this rebellious son still wanted him to call him dad, the emperor did not argue. He raised his iron fist and started beating the son up, focusing on his lower body. He did not look like an old comrade who was tens of thousands of years old at all.

Even after being beaten to the ground, Hogg did not stop talking. He kept mentioning some strange races that sounded very heretical, which made the Emperor so angry that his green-feathered cockscomb head glowed.

Seeing that he really had no way to deal with this rebellious son, the emperor simply strangled Hogg's neck to prevent him from speaking, and at the cost of having an extra ornament in his hand, he successfully made the world quiet down.

The emperor, who was being accused of making things worse, still refused to give up. Although he thought he did have a little fetish, he could never do such obscene things as secretly reading pornographic books. Text could never be as exciting as a video.

In order to avoid embarrassment, the emperor directly issued an order to expel these rebellious sons, telling them to go wherever they wanted. As long as the country was not destroyed, they could do whatever they wanted with the empire. He then pulled the cables behind him and sat on the golden throne again.

Looking at the purple-faced Hogg in his claws, the Emperor knew that he would not die, so he threw him to the ground:

"Don't play dead, you bastard. If you have anything you want to talk to me alone, just tell me! I, your father, can handle it."

Seeing that his trick had been discovered, Hogg stopped pretending to be dead. He rolled his eyes and jumped up from the ground. He looked at the Emperor with a worried look on his face and asked:
"Old man Huang, tell me the truth, why do I feel like you are so weak now? You have only beaten me for a week and you are already exhausted. You were not like this before."

Unlike other heirs, although Hogg was always unruly, the Emperor knew that he was the one most like him. This rebellious son could always notice some details:
"You bastard, do you think everyone is as special as you? Everything has a price, even I am no exception.

But who says I am the Emperor? In order to prevent that person from being born, I split more than just the soul fragments. I just borrowed some power from Him, but you dare to ask for a debt? You really don’t know what’s good for you!”

After listening to the emperor's explanation, Hogg suddenly had a new insight into this deadbeat. This old man Huang was a real bastard who even cheated his future self.

Now that the last doubt has been resolved, Hogg no longer stays. He doesn't want to be with this old Deng. There are still countless small coins waiting for him to claim.

But when Hogg was about to walk out of the palace gate, a vague voice came from behind:
"I'm so sorry, my child!"

(End of this chapter)