Chapter 599 The Great Lord of Black Light Will Finally Become One
Because I'm Batman! !
After hearing this strange declaration, all the lower-class residents fled in panic, fearing that the Midnight Haunter would come to their doorstep and make them into a human skin flag fluttering in the wind.
The residents of the Bottom Nest are warm and hospitable, but they are still very conservative when it comes to their lives. Over the course of 30 years, this chaotic place full of cultists, mutants, and even biological monsters was turned by Hogg into a paradise where no one can steal.
When he looked up at Hogg, Dorn realized that the flags above the street were not made of cloth at all, but human skin. Like an indescribable black shadow, it swayed in the wind as the air flowed through the pipe.
With the help of their own powerful vision that surpassed that of mortals, the Imperial Fists could see the hideous smiling faces dried by the wind on those flags. No wonder they found that all the passers-by did not dare to look up.
Colleen was terrified. Although she kept chattering along the way, saying that she and Batman were friends for many years, when Hogg caught her in his hand and sniffed her repeatedly, she still felt a huge fear from the depths of her soul.
"Quack! I'm not tasty, please don't lick me!"
Perhaps because he felt that the prey in his hand was a little noisy and didn't want to lose his dignity, Hogg threw her down directly. Fortunately, the street lamp was not high, otherwise this unfortunate noble girl would have been killed directly.
Looking at Hogg, who could only stand on one leg on the street lamp due to limited space, Dorn really wanted to tell him to get down quickly, because the street lamp could not bear his weight and was almost bent.
But in order to maintain his Batman persona, even when the street lamp began to bend, Hogg had no intention of leaving. He still stood on one leg on the street lamp with his hands on his chest in an invincible posture, looking down at everyone.
Along with the groaning sound of the street lamps unable to bear the heavy burden, two groups of people stood there staring at each other, and no one spoke first. On one side was Hogg who loved to show off, and on the other side was Dorne who was as hard as a rock. Only Colleen, who had twisted her leg, was lying on the ground howling.
"No, someone come and save me? My leg is dislocated!"
However, no one responded to the unfortunate girl's cry for help. After Hogg appeared, under a supernatural mental intimidation, all the family servants who had led the way were frightened. Only the Space Marines could withstand this wave of mental shock with their super willpower.
Time passed little by little. After five long minutes, Colleen stopped howling. Instead, she used her hands to forcibly put the bone back in place. She lay on the ground breathing heavily in pain.
At this time, Dorn finally spoke. It was not because he gave in, but because the street lamp could not hold on any longer and was directly crushed to the ground by Hogg.
Looking at the silly brother in front of him who was still standing on one leg with his head raised, Dorn grabbed the two ridiculous pointed ears on the helmet and pulled the helmet off with force.
"Pop!" accompanied by a funny sound, and Hogg's little head with a full head of silver hair was exposed in front of everyone. But for some reason, this guy actually wore a tight headgear with pointed ears under his helmet.
"Batman never takes off his mask, you stupid lemons, you are courting death!"
"Boom!"
Dorn didn't have time to play those boring role-playing games with Hogg, so he reached out his hand again, took off the ridiculous hood, and grabbed Hogg's dog head:
"Your game is over. We need your help! You are so idle that you are pretending to be Curze. Come with me. The Emperor needs your help."
"Tsk, the wisdom of mortals!" Hogg was unmoved and said that he would not go anywhere. After experiencing that kind of treatment, his reputation had been completely ruined and it would be embarrassing to go anywhere. He wanted to die of old age in this dark hive.
Thanks to Hogg who scared away passers-by when he appeared, and seeing that the Sha Diao brothers were unmoved, Dorn took out a data pad that the Emperor gave him before he left, and pressed the huge red play button in the middle.
As the button fell, all the displays in the entire lower-level hive began to start up automatically, revealing a white-haired figure who was stuffed into a purple battle-damaged long skirt, tied up at a strange angle with metal chains, and had a head full of exquisite hair accessories.
Even though her face was made up and she was wearing cherry pink lipstick, Colleen recognized who this person was at a glance. She limped over to Hogg's side and shouted:
"Great Lord of Black Light, is this you?"
"It's not me. Don't talk nonsense. That man is Fulgrim. I am not the Lord of Black Light, nor am I Hogg. My name is Konrad Curze. Woohoo... Dorne, take me away. I want to live on another planet."
Seeing his most shameful side being executed in public, Hogg could no longer maintain his image of Batman. He put on the same miserable look as Colleen before, took off his Batman suit, and found a power armor in the color of the Imperial Fist from the pocket dimension and put it on.
However, no matter how much she disguised herself, all of this was seen by everyone, especially Colleen, who had a devout belief in the Lord of Black Light. The pain in her legs and waist suddenly disappeared, as if she had found the meaning of life.
Half an hour later, the group returned to the upper level of the hive city through the freight elevator they came in by. The only difference was that compared to when they went there, there was an extra medium-sized canned man wearing yellow armor this time.
Thanks to her fighting power being roughly equal to that of a goose, Colleen was successfully ignored by everyone, and followed Dorne and his men into the palace. She followed Hogg closely with impure motives, and even met the Emperor while several dog-headed guards avoided her gaze.
He was submissive to the outside world, but attacked hard at home. Seeing that there were no outsiders, Hogg's moral bottom line dropped sharply. He no longer concealed it, took off his armor directly, pointed at the sneering emperor next to him and cursed:
"Old man Huang, I knew that you were the one who kidnapped me. Did you make a deal with him? Why was I caught by that little bitch as soon as I left? You must give me an explanation!"
If the torso with more flexible morals was here, he would have figured everything out long ago and done bad things to the Emperor behind his back. But Hogg, who only has a head left, has too high a moral level compared to the Emperor.
"How is that possible? I am your father. Although we have some minor frictions, I love you. You are my..." Glancing at Dorne who was looking straight ahead but listening attentively, the Emperor changed the topic and said, "You are just like Dorne. You are my proudest offspring!
Besides, the enemy of Chaos is to be killed by everyone, and I have an irreconcilable relationship with Slaanesh. Would I hand you over to him for his pleasure just for a short period of peace? This is not my style."
Although he once doubted the Emperor, when he thought that although the Emperor was of low character, he was indeed as he said, and was mortal enemies with Chaos, and that he was rescued by the Emperor when he was kicked out by the Sex Crusher, and he did not have to wait for ten thousand years like last time, Hogg stopped doubting:
"Am I really unlucky? I was targeted by that little bitch right after I left Terra."
"Yeah! It must be luck. Maybe it's because you're too close to Mara."
Patting Hogg's shoulder vigorously, the Emperor did not use his human charm, but hugged his son affectionately: "My son, this is all a trap. The purpose of that bastard is to alienate the relationship between us father and son. Unlike me, do you know why I can say this to you without any worries?"
"Ah, because you are shameless?"
The emperor's expression froze, but he quickly concealed it. Seeing that there was another mortal who was silently eating melons beside him, he immediately pulled Colleen over with his other arm, pointed at his face and asked:
"Child, as a citizen of Holy Terra, do you know why I sat on the Golden Throne and silently guarded the Empire for ten thousand years?"
"Ah, because you were paralyzed by the evil god? That's what the Black Light Doctrine says. It also says that this is the result of not paying back your debts, and warns every Black Light believer not to be greedy."
The emperor's face darkened again, but after learning a few tea-making techniques from the yellow-skinned man from another world and carefully studying the parenting manual written by Yutun, the emperor has evolved greatly and is definitely not the big guy with low EQ from the past.
Quickly get rid of this talkative guy. The Emperor continued to look at Hogg with a kind gaze. Seeing his scalp tingling, he continued to fool around:
"Don't listen to that stupid girl's nonsense. I can tell you these words because there is nothing else in my heart, just one word - clean!"
"But your Majesty, the great emperor, these are clearly two words!"
"Imperial Guards, Imperial Guards, where are you? Hurry and drag this man out. Why are you correcting me? I'm just expressing my feelings, why do you care about his words?"
The talkative Colleen was taken away by the two dog guards standing guard at the door. However, when they looked into each other's eyes, Colleen discovered that these two dogs were the dog-men who sold the glass ornaments to her family.
Without the interference of outsiders, the Emperor acted even more recklessly. If you didn't know him, you would think he was a good father! The most ridiculous thing is that he really fooled Hogg and Dorn.
Actually, it's not the two's fault. After all, with the competition of Mara, the Emperor is much more human than he was ten thousand years ago. If he had been half as skilled as he is now, even without Hogg, all the Primarchs would have been loyalists who would rather die than rebel.
After learning that his torso was saving the dog in the distant past, Hogg immediately came to his senses. As the dog-man emperor, he would never betray his empire.
"Stop talking nonsense. Why didn't you say so earlier? Hurry up and activate the magic circle. If anything goes wrong with my butt, you, Huang, you bastard, will never be able to pay for it in your lifetime.
Hey, if Mara were here, he wouldn't be so slow as you are, so hurry up and get moving."
The Emperor was very unhappy that he had spent so much time and effort, but in the end he was still defeated by Mara. However, as things had come to this point, he could only accept it. He thought that there was still a long time to come, and he would always have the opportunity to give all the Primarchs to his side.
Without adjusting any parameters, the Emperor placed a blue bird feather in the center of the magic circle, then gripped the red start lever and waited for Hogg to enter.
Before the trip, Hogg discovered that the lottery array next door had been fully charged, and it had two shots. He thought he might as well get a good start before leaving, it wouldn't take much time anyway.
Pulling the lever, half of the energy storage tank fell down. Hogg stretched out his arm to feel around for a while. Half a minute later, he looked at the familiar red cheongsam in his hand and cursed:
“Damn you Leon, if I get a chance I’ll definitely go over and beat you up. You really got away with it. Come again!”
Continue to pull the rod, and after using up the last of the energy, the huge purple mushroom is pulled out by Hogg.
"Hmm? Big puff mushroom. What's the use of this crap?"
"Are you done? What are you smelling that red cheongsam for? Are you a pervert? Come here quickly."
"Oh, here it comes." Hogg threw the thing into his pocket dimension and hurried to the teleportation array. At this time, Dorn on the side was also ready and drank a bottle of Nusri flax medicine directly.
As the familiar colorful rainbow light lit up, the underground palace became quiet again. Only the sound of Dorn's long breathing came from the corner. With no one else watching, the emperor sat down on the sofa, but after thinking for a while, he stood up again and took out a small blanket to cover Dorn.
"I am their parent. Just watch me. I will not lose."
"Yes, you are indeed a great father!"
"Huh? Weren't you just dragged away by the imperial guards? Why are you here again?"
Seeing Colleen suddenly appear next to him, the Emperor was about to ask someone to take her away, but when he suddenly read the inner voice, he was stunned. After pretending to be a loving father for so long, he suddenly wanted to indulge himself once:
"Little girl, do you want to see the previous videos? I have a lot of them here."
"Ah, Your Majesty, is everything you said true?"
"Of course. After all, I am the Lord of Humanity and the most awesome emperor in the galaxy. You have to know that not everyone is as cool and domineering as me."
This one is absolutely thick
(End of this chapter)