Chapter 645: The suspect was finally caught. Who doesn't know that Xiaolu is ice cream?

"Hahaha, you didn't expect that, did you? Don't think you're the only ones with ideas. I, Horus, am no idler either. Do you see my beautiful hair? This is the effect of our Luna Wolves' latest product."

Before Horus could finish his words, he found himself in front of a crowd of heads. Hogg and Mortarion reached out and grabbed his hair, wanting to see if it was a realistic wig.

Under the urging gazes of the crowd, Hogg opened his mouth and bit Horus' head. Horus was not annoyed, but just sat there straight. After a few seconds, Hogg jumped down, smacked his lips and said:

"Yes, this is indeed real hair. I found that his hair follicles are extremely developed, there is no dandruff and no oil, the hair is smooth and not split, and it feels more comfortable than the dog hair in Gotha!"

As a recognized biological master in the empire, Hogg said that this was no problem, and Horus also explained:

"Hehe, don't underestimate my obsession! Since many soldiers have to wear helmets every day, hair loss and baldness often occur. Even I am troubled by this.

So after I was resurrected, I asked my descendants to start research and development. After collecting 80% of the hair care products on the market, I finally made this twelve-in-one ultimate product that combines shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, toothpaste, mouthwash, eye drops, disinfectant, kinetic energy drink, engine lubricant, engine fuel, power armor cleaner, and even soup base."

Having said this, in the midst of everyone's doubtful gazes, Horus took out a small bottle with a Q-version portrait of himself printed on it, with a thumbs-up and a smile on it, opened it on the spot, drank it in one gulp, and blew a bubble.

"See? My product is the best. It can be used, drunk, and played with. Just one bottle can provide every soldier with the nutrients needed for a standard Terra day."

Perhaps Horus enjoyed the feeling of being the center of attention, he took out a few small bottles of different colors and let his good brother try.

Hogg was not afraid of death. After all, it would be a waste if he didn't drink it. He picked up a bottle and poured it into his mouth. Then he found that Horus was not lying and there was indeed no false advertising. This thing really had the same effect as he said, and some people in Blackwatch were also using this thing.

“You didn’t expect it, did you? Actually, I felt a long time ago that the development of the empire was quite distorted, and the people’s livelihood technology was basically non-existent. I, the great First Son Horus, will fill this gap so that no one will be troubled by hair loss.

And it's not just shampoo. Because Cthonia is too close to Holy Terra, its resources were plundered tens of thousands of years ago. With these new technologies, my home planet will surely prosper again."

Khan said that Horus had broadened the road, but compared with Horus, Mortarion's civilian industry was even more bizarre. To be precise, his was not a civilian industry at all, but a complete green disaster.

Thanks to Hogg's solid teaching, the bad boy understood a truth very early on, that is, if you want to make a living, you need power. If he had an entire legion to accompany him as soon as he woke up, he would not have to suffer years of abuse from his alien adoptive father.

Combined with his experience as an old farmer named Barbarus, after awakening his own subspace essence, he directly created a series of agricultural products with strange styles, and the green army on them.

For example, the melon seeds that Hogg asked Ross to buy when he apologized to Ogrin. Each of them was the size of a basketball and had a strong ability to survive. It could thrive even next to a ship's plasma engine, producing giant melon seeds rich in starch and oil for consumption.

In addition to sunflowers that grow in bright environments, Mortarion has also developed a yellow mushroom that can grow in dim environments. It can effectively deal with hive pollution, and after it is cut and dried, it tastes extremely delicious.

As for those plants that can be used in military aspects, they are even more bizarre. For example, like the Zerg in Blackwatch, the One Punch Shroom can accompany the Death Guard in missions and act as a meat shield. Under its cute appearance, it has terrifying power that can blow an orc boy's head off with one punch.

There are also pea shooters that can serve as coastal defense machine guns, potato mines that can blow up an entire poison blade tank with one shot, and giant corn cannons that can grow up to 30 meters high and project deadly plasma from the surface into orbit.

The most ridiculous thing is that Mortarion somehow stole some of Nurgle's power, and the plant army he created actually had psychic potential, evolving into a few rare hero units. Looking at the giant cabbage wearing a wooden hat in the training ground, which knocked down three Black Watch in a few rounds, Hogg fell into deep thought, looking at the little Mor in front of him and thinking.

Taking this opportunity, Mortarion also promoted his plant army to other brothers. Although their behavior patterns were simple and they had no independent thoughts, as long as they were used well, they could shine in positional warfare, especially in a world with abundant water resources.

This shortcoming, which was not considered a shortcoming, directly attracted Dorn's praise. He immediately purchased dozens of tons of seeds and hired some gardeners from Mortarion to provide guidance.

Seeing that Dorn, this stinky stone, had taken the lead, Perturabo also purchased dozens of tons of seeds. No matter whether they were useful or not, he must have whatever Dorn had.

Perturabo's performance was seen by Captain Ginny of the Fourth Company who came with Hogg. The great writer was so stimulated that he was inspired and started typing frantically with the help of the software installed inside the power armor.

Often walking by the river, how can there not be wet shoes?
Ginny, who had been hiding herself under the pen name "Little Deer Ice Cream" for more than 10,000 years and had written countless erotic novels, fell this time. Due to the blasphemy of her words, it directly caused a stir in the subspace. Combined with her experience of writing erotic novels for the past 10,000 years, a subspace demon of chaos was born on the spot.

Just like the evil god of the subspace, the birth of this homeless demon will definitely lead to some strange phenomena. Through the connection of souls, the newly born demon is eager to take a look at the soul that gave birth to it.

But unfortunately, when the newborn turned his gaze to the physical world, all the Primarchs who were watching the arms display at the experimental site noticed it.

Although the Primarchs look like human beings, their core are all fragments of the lesser gods of the subspace that contain unique powers, and Hogg is an officially recognized cosmic star god. Being stared at by such a group of monsters, it dared not even move.

In the end, it was Magnus who opened a subspace portal, and like the ancient Terran sage Runtu, he picked up Hogg and stabbed him in, and only then did he bring this unfortunate guy out.

When the demon entered the physical world, it was suppressed by the dimensional barrier and became even more panicked. Without thinking, it shouted at Ginny who was still writing pornographic stories:

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"Mother, please save me!"

But Ginny was so engrossed in her writing that she didn't realize she was in big trouble. When she came to her senses, she saw herself surrounded by a group of big guys.

Her original body, Hogg, directly pulled off his helmet. As several tiny tentacles probed in, Hogg's face turned from white to red, from red to blue, and finally disappeared into the shadows under the light.

When the sturdy helmet made of ceramic steel was crushed into pieces, Ginny panicked and threw herself directly onto Hogg's lap, begging with a flattering look on her face:

"Gu! Father, can we reconcile?"

"Hahaha, you must be kidding! Little Deer Snow Cake!
Give me the shit!"

　I'll post two chapters first. Corgi will go out to deliver goods tomorrow. As the situation over there is unclear, I can't use my smartphone this time, but I still have some drafts in reserve.

But I can eat cherry-filled dumplings again, which is good.

　
(End of this chapter)