Chapter 656 Extra: Once you enter this door, you must call me Ohm Messiah.

Hogg thought he had good taste and was by no means short-sighted, but being called uncle by a greasy middle-aged man always made him feel like Ximen Qing was forcibly snatching Wu Erlang away.

Seeing Captain America's unfriendly look, Tony didn't dare to say anything. After all, through the torture just now, he found that his cheap uncle was not a good person and was even more crazy than the terrorists who held him hostage.

"Captain! We are here."

The sudden voice saved Tony. Seeing that the person coming was a beautiful woman, the hostage boy became even more excited. But before he could say a few words, a sharp pain made him scream out:

"Ah, what are you doing?"

As blood splattered, the dagger that was originally stuck in Stark's thigh fell into Hogg's hand. The tip of the knife was flying around like a lunatic, forcing Tony to utter the following swear words.

"You little losers, you've arrived at the right time. Bandage this weakling and remember to clean up the battlefield. There's a box of US dollars in the corner. Divide it among you!"

"Natasha, go back and write my report. Make sure it's no less than 30,000 words and I'll check it tonight. Also, make sure the accounts look good."

"Great!"

The two little ones were overjoyed, but Black Widow was the only one who felt a little annoyed despite her excitement. Even though their captain was foul-mouthed, mean, and loved to show off, and even liked to steal their food whenever he had the chance, it didn't matter because the captain was really giving them benefits!
Not only can you get meat to eat by following Hogg, but the mission is also extremely easy. The only difficult thing is writing the report. After all, not only Natasha, but everyone has to write an article to express their gratitude to the captain.

After uncovering the corpse on the ground, Rumlow pulled out the two suitcases. He first respectfully handed the box of vibranium to Hogg, and then opened the other one. The box full of US dollars made his face turn green, and the corners of his mouth were harder to suppress than AK.

Hogg said to divide it in US dollars, so Rumlow divided it in US dollars. He didn't dare to touch the box containing vibranium at all, acting like a lackey. After all, compared with the snake head who could only make empty promises to them, the captain of Hydra was the only sun in his heart.

"Ruling the world is bullshit. Only Franklin is real."

The three of them divided the work and quickly searched for the stolen goods. Even the watch on Tony's hand was searched by the Indian guy and finally put into Hogg's pocket.

Tony took back his previous words. His big uncle was not a bad guy, he was just a bandit. He could only turn his attention to Natasha.

But Natasha had been in contact with Hogg the longest and was no longer a normal person. When she saw that the ring on Tony's hand was nice, she gave it to him on the spot.

As several thermite grenades were ignited, high temperatures of up to 2000°C were instantly ignited, and flames purified everything.

Turning his head to look at his nephew on his shoulder, Hogg, who was walking in the forest, asked:
"Nephew, do you know what is the most important thing about being a hostage?"

With four eyes focused on him, Tony dared not speak out, but after seeing the watch in Hogg's pocket, he still said stubbornly:
"watch."

"And about the watch."

Hogg raised his hand and slapped him. He asked again, and Tony, who was attacked on the butt, was so depressed that he mumbled:

"endure!!"

"Hahaha"*4
With the whirring of helicopter propellers, all members of the Terrorist Squad evacuated and headed for the distant SHIELD airport. Half a month later, Tony finally recovered from his injuries, and this time he learned his lesson. He did not risk his life, but directly spent a lot of money to find a middleman to get the Vibranium he had always dreamed of.

After using the Ark Reactor as the power source for the magnetic induction coil, Tony became the much-anticipated Iron Man, but he knew that there was something wrong with his body. A toxin called palladium had begun to spread in his body.

In fact, Tony also knows that as long as the reactor is removed, the toxins can be gradually reduced by taking large doses of chlorophyll, but this also means that he is no longer Iron Man.

Faced with this choice, the proud Tony did not give up. After all, only children make choices. He wanted them all. So after testing all the elements, he set his sights on a strange metal called vibranium.

As the experiment progressed, Teacher Tony began his own journey of self-rescue, but soon his mood fluctuated like a roller coaster, from "My wisdom is invincible", "One failure is just a coincidence", "I think it's possible to do this", to "Am I a dead bone in a grave?"

In the messy laboratory, Tony, who had completely lost hope, collapsed on the sofa. He felt that his life was over, but no matter what, he had to leave as Iron Man.

"But I don't want to die!"

"Then the question is, if you don't want to die, why do you put this reactor in your chest instead of installing it on the power armor?"

"..."

Looking up at the sky, Tony saw a huge figure lying on the ceiling. The extremely eye-catching strong body and the unique weird hairstyle made Tony recognize the person at a glance. Apart from his evil uncle Rogers, he couldn't think of anyone who would stay up in the middle of the night and lie on the ceiling of someone else's house.

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Recalling the assessment report that Natasha had stolen from him the day before, Tony remembered what she had said at the fast food restaurant:
"Mr. Tony, the captain has been frozen for seventy years, and it is very likely that he has developed a second personality. He has always believed that he is Batman Bruce Wayne, and even said that he is His Highness Hogg, the father of Neos. So you must be careful with your words when you come into contact with him, otherwise no one can stop you if you get beaten.

We had no choice but to let the captain live with you. With him here, our SHIELD staff haven't seen food for several days.

He stole 3,000 meals by himself, and replaced the director's coffee beans with sheep dung. I don't know what he was thinking yesterday, but he actually went to the nuclear arsenal and installed a nuclear bomb, saying he wanted to treat us to Nuka-Cola. You should take him away quickly, after all, you are his good nephew."

The thought flashed through his mind, and in order to hide his embarrassment and for the sake of his own life, Tony opened the sealed box next to him and placed a bottle of Coke that was sparkling with a brilliant blue light on the table.

In the blink of an eye, Tony felt the sofa under him sink, and Hogg sat next to him as if teleported, with an empty Coke bottle in his hand.

After successfully feeding the fish, Tony calmed down and showed his arrogant look again:
"Old antique, how could I not have thought of that? To use the words you always say, I am a person of astonishing wisdom. Although I can't beat you, I can beat you by eight blocks in physics. I am the smart one. I will give you twenty dollars and you can ask Pei Bo to buy you some candy."

Under Tony's horrified gaze, Hogg let out a loud burp filled with radiation, and without saying a word, he first put twenty dollars into his pocket, then stretched out his hand and pointed, using the scraps from the laboratory to rub out a poor man's copycat plasma reactor in the air.

"Tsk, what did you just say? It was so windy in the room that I couldn't hear clearly."

At this time, Jarvis also reported the data of the weird reactor that looked stupid, big, black and thick:
"Sir, the output efficiency of this engine is 6.14 of that of the Ark Reactor. The data is wrong... Unable to calculate the unknown... Known 001101110. Praise the Om Messiah!"

An electronic firework sounded, as if celebrating the arrival of the God of All Machines. Turning his head to look at the big bat guy who still had a silly look in his eyes, Tony smiled with relief:
"Uncle, I spoke a little too loudly just now. I am your only relative! Teach me! Teach me how to speak!"

(End of this chapter)