Chapter 702 Hey ha, I’m living up to the academy’s cultivation!
正所谓干一行爱一行，身为老神棍的珞珈十分喜欢这种教书育人的感觉，尤其是在驾驶泰坦暴揍灵族豆芽时，更是感到了由衷的快乐。

In two and a half years, Luojia has mastered the Titan training method and is no longer limited to the Titan as a weapon of war. Any vehicle can be used as a teaching tool.

But among these vehicles, Luo Jia prefers the jeep tailor-made for him by Hogg. This thing was modified from a scrapped mining car. It is 13 meters high and is equipped with various mechanical arms for picking up garbage.

Based on this exclusive mount, Luo Jia summarized a jeep training method, and in just a very short time he trained the Amotok tribe into strong and tough Eldar men and women.

Whenever a Eldar squad entered the training ground, Lorgar would teach the students in accordance with their aptitude using unique gameplay including but not limited to jeep crushing, Titan trampling, supersonic windmill, hell bliss falling, etc., so that the students could be reborn in physics.

As for psychic power, he is also unambiguous. After all, the Emperor calls him Little Lorgar. Except for the one-eyed Sunburned Ogryn, Lorgar can be regarded as the first echelon of psychic power among the Primarchs. The Golden Words Messenger is no joke.

The 10-word mantra unique to Luojia was taught one by one, "He Pi Ji Le Ying; Chuang Xiao Dian Jue Bang." It greatly enriched the mental state of the Amotok tribe and ensured that they would not be scolded when fighting in front of the battle.

Not only that, with the presence of Hogg, the biological master, there is a way to save you even if your brain is shattered. There is no such thing as casualties, and it is impossible to slack off by taking advantage of work injuries.

In order to develop them all-roundly in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor, after Luojia has trained Hogg, these unfortunate guys who were half-deathly crushed by a jeep in the morning will be caught by Hogg for cultural lessons.

We don’t expect these bean sprouts to become gentle and easy-going people like Hogg, but at least they should know what is valuable and be able to find the most valuable treasures among a pile of garbage.

In addition, the Eldar's physique is not bad. Instead, their bodies are covered with powerful muscles, and their reactions are even quicker than those of ordinary Space Marines. This allowed Hogg to increase the intensity of his teaching. If it weren't too far away from Catachan, he would have wanted to throw Bean Sprout into the wilderness to survive.

Knowledge changes destiny. Under the passionate teaching of Immortal Huo and Instructor Luo, all the spirits had no complaints and said that this was all their blessing. There were two suns shining on them, and they could never repay their kindness in this lifetime.

Of course, knowledge and skills cannot be acquired overnight. Hogg, who has taught many famous disciples, knows how to train scientifically. There will be a small test every month, which represents rest time. The higher the score, the longer your rest time, and you can also go out to rob passing merchant ships.

And you will face a major exam every six months. If you fail twice, you don't have to retake the exam. The Empire's traditional eleven-shot kill will definitely make you excited to the point of raising the flag.

Under this kind of benevolent rule, the Amotok people were not only physically transformed, but they were also mentally stronger than those corrupted bean sprouts. They could forget about having parties and lived a fulfilling life every day.

Even when they met the enemy, they fought to the death. First, they fired a salvo of ship guns, and then boarded the enemy at close range, biting to death any unfortunate person who dared to pass by like a mad dog, and completely made a name for themselves in this border area.

Hogg did not refuse such an achievement. After all, fame is not about emptiness, but about name! As long as they make a name for themselves, the so-called Grand Duke Menethil will definitely notice them.

In two and a half years, the lucky asteroid was completely developed and became the base of the Amotok tribe. By the way, they also took the main star next to it and carried out environmental transformation.

After having a stable base, the Amotok people's living standard rose instead of falling by cheating and collecting black money. They bought three armed merchant ships in succession and put them together with their original home ship to form a copycat ark.

Looking at the last batch of students in front of them with determined eyes, like the Death Legion of Krieg, Hogg and Luo Jia could not help but nodded, indicating that the ceremony officially started.

As the hometown tunes played, Venerable Dog and Venerable Rat, who were in the center of the stands, took the medals handed over by the staff, awarded medals to the fifth-term graduates of the academy, and issued graduation certificates.

At this point, the two and a half year training program was officially completed. Even though there were still 8000 years to wait, Hogg believed that with the teachings of these elders, the Amotok tribe would definitely be able to live to the 30k period and eventually meet their destined boss Hogg.

Meanwhile, in the federal military camp far away at the other end of the border, Emilia finished her government work for the day and changed into her work suit.

With the help of intelligent control AI, the federal government system is very relaxed. Compared with the workload during the human empire period, which could drive government officials to death, it is simply a world of difference.

Thanks to her experience in managing the mess of the empire, Emilia got a job as a quartermaster from Sera, specializing in allocating supplies for federal soldiers.

It's not that Emilia didn't think about escaping during this period, but the problem is that she can't escape at all. In the distance, Slaanesh is about to be born, and nearby there is Sera, the golden witch.

Although it was the side of the evil god, after Emilia saw Sera directly blow up an asteroid with a psychic laser cannon, this thought never came to her mind again.

At a time when the subspace is already filled with negative emotions, the evil god's side power may not be non-existent, but it is not that strong either. They are weaklings in the physical world, and the subspace is the place where they can truly exert their full strength. The problem is that once they enter the subspace, they will be captured by the evil god, and their one-track mind will end up being blocked at both ends.

As for Gotha, he is a special case. The dogs and the kobolds are two sides of the same coin, and both have memories of the previous Dog Empire. They all want to revive the Dogs, and with the help of the Dog Emperor Hogg, their relationship has changed from hostility to alliance.

If there were no Inu-men, Khorne would have imprisoned the weak little dog Gotha long ago. He wouldn't even have to do anything, as the other three gods would have found a way to seize this flaw.

Thinking of this, Emilia couldn't help but sigh:

"Why do we feel like the Stand that Hogg mentioned? We don't know when he will come to pick us up. Damn you, you said Dorne would come to rescue us soon, but five years have passed. How wicked are you that you made all the Primarchs unwilling to save you?"

As the gate opened, Emilia arrived at her destination, which was Sera's artificial garden, where she also had to raise the Emperor and other animals.

According to past experience, the emperor should be lying on the bed and sleeping soundly at this time, waiting to be fed like a real weasel, and when eating with his friends, he should sigh that the food is so good that he has even gained weight.

But today is different. Sera, who was supposed to be in the laboratory, came to the garden and was teasing the yellow cat stuffed in her chest.

Thanks to the powerful physique of the Space Marine, Emilia could see that the Emperor was enjoying himself very much, and was shaking his head and wandering around. If she didn't know his true appearance, Emilia would have thought that the Emperor was just an ordinary weasel.

"My little quartermaster, you are here. Come here quickly. I have something good to tell you."

Even though she had seen her many times, Emilia still felt amazed. The tall, intelligent and beautiful woman was extremely dazzling, and combined with the surrounding natural scenery, she had an indescribable charm.

After spending some time together, Emilia no longer feared Sera. She found that this old lady, like Hogg, was a problem child with a problem in her brain. As long as she stroked her fur, it was very easy to get along with her.

What's even more interesting is that, through her current position, Emilia discovered that the high-ranking gold men who controlled the Federation were basically in this state. In other words, the Human Federation was controlled by a group of completely uncontrollable lunatics who were like Hogg, but with even lower standards.

Glancing at the Emperor who was still curled up on Sera's chest, Emilia realized the bottom line of human beings. This bastard actually licked something to the side and pretended to be cute.

"Grand Duke, I've told you many times that weasels are not good things. If you find it troublesome, I can do it for you. I guarantee that I can make you a beautiful weasel leather bag or gloves." "How is that possible? Nana is my favorite little pet. Look how well-behaved she is. If I want a leather bag, I can use those clones, but there is only one talking weasel in the entire galaxy. Don't you agree, Nana?"

“Squeak! That’s right, Nana is the coolest weasel in the galaxy. Emilia, you, the shit shoveler, go cool off and don’t disturb me and my master from bonding.”

Looking at the inhuman emperor, Emilia's fists hardened, but she had no choice but to continue to endure it.

"You can decide, Grand Duke, but I still suggest you make a wallet. Nana's fur is so good, the wallet she makes will definitely be very beautiful."

Rejecting Emilia's request again, Sera motioned for her to come over and have some afternoon tea first.

Sera loves coffee, and Emilia, who is a member of Blackwatch, likes Coke. Perhaps knowing her preference, the cup of Coke in front of Emilia is emitting a dazzling blue light, and it is obviously Nuka-Cola with added ingredients.

Dense bubbles burst in her mouth, and the high-energy syrup was absorbed by the body. The nuclear fuel contained in it reacted in the body, invigorating Emilia's spirit and providing this body with endless power. This was a little secret of Black Watch that had never been passed on, but obviously, Grand Duke Sera already knew it.

After drinking a cup of coffee, Sera pulled out the yellow skin from her chest, and pulled out a brain jar from the void, motioning Emilia to look at it:

“This is an Eldar thief I captured. He sneaked into my merchant ship without anyone noticing. By the time I found him, this bean sprout had already placed the teleportation beacon and even cut a big hole in the weapons storage.

If the monitoring AI hadn't sounded the alarm, I might not have even noticed this little mouse. However, when I dealt with him, he kept shouting something about not letting the academy down, which made me feel a little curious.

Because I found that this bean sprout was different from the previous pointed ears. He was more warlike and more cunning. He was completely different from the Eldar spies I had met before. He even wanted to steal my wallet before he died.

Through vivisection, I saw some interesting things in his memory. Although I don't understand why these pointy-eared people believe in a dog so much, I heard a familiar name - Ho~ger."

When Sera read out Hogg's name, her originally dignified face was completely distorted. Her pupils were no longer blue, but instead flashed with purple electric light. Like a pervert, she hugged and licked Emilia in front of her, making the yellow-skinned man envious.

"..."

The sudden incident left Emilia helpless. She could only wait silently for Dianpo to return to normal, and signaled with her eyes to the yellow-skinned man beside her to get out of here.

A few minutes later, looking at Emilia with saliva all over her face in her arms, Sera gave an apologetic smile, and with the fluctuation of psychic energy, Emilia recovered as before with just a thought.

"I'm sorry, it's obvious that the person who created you is here to look for you. I'm not usually so rude, but the thought of meeting a scientific researcher who also possesses amazing wisdom makes me so excited!
Should I prepare a welcoming ceremony? How about using heads to form a welcome sign on the planet? Or blowing up a few planets as fireworks? If that doesn't work, I can... Think about it for me, how should I welcome your creator?"

Sera's enthusiasm did not seem fake, but none of the welcome ceremonies she mentioned were reliable. Perhaps the Human Federation likes this now, but in Emilia's opinion, this was completely crazy behavior. Why would you blow up planets as fireworks for no reason?

As for those so-called social parties, Emilia thought, just forget it. I have been pursuing him for more than ten thousand years but never succeeded, and in the end I became an old woman. Just forget it. Hogg doesn't like people.

"Hold a banquet. We in Blackwatch don't like red tape. It's better to prepare more food. Hogg is a very easy-going person. It would be more helpful if you prepare a table full of delicious food. You don't even have to be nice to him. You can find a shipload of refined gold to slap on his face and he will call you mom on the spot."

As a scientific researcher, Sera believed in Emilia's judgment, but still maintained a professional attitude as a scientific researcher and asked Emilia for details.

Even the emperor beside him began to make suggestions, but it was obvious that he had become a domestic pet and his words were no longer convincing. Everyone in the entire base knew that the Grand Duke had raised a boastful weasel.

........................

On the bridge of the Aurora, Hogg frowned as he looked at the exquisite invitation made of parchment in front of him. His Eldar boys also advised Hogg not to attend the banquet. Lorgar even directly advised:
"Brother, this is clearly a trick!"

"I know. Judging from what happened to Dorn before, Sera doesn't look like a good person. Who has so many titles? He's almost catching up with me.

Even if the person who came here has bad intentions, once the Hongmen Banquet begins, I will..."

"Ancient one, you are the one who comes."

He lowered his head to glance at the person who interrupted, and as expected, it was Sarah from Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, while Crouching Dragon Akama was still there smiling at him proudly.

"why are you laughing?"

"Ah? Me? I laugh at Sera's lack of wisdom. This is clearly a trap. How could anyone be fooled by it?"

Hearing this, Hogg also laughed and motioned for the two smart people to come forward. After they came closer, he gave each of them a big fight:

"I hate it most when people interrupt me. Here, I have unlimited rights to speak. I want to see what tricks she is going to play. I will go and book the Hongmen Banquet.

You guys stay here to look after the house, and my two brothers... and you two will go together. I don't feel comfortable leaving you two bastards looking after the house."

As the order was given, the entire Ark was mobilized instantly, and the Aurora, carrying four people, sailed towards the edge of the border.

However, when there was no one around, Hogg changed his expression and ran into the laboratory carrying Akama and Sarah.

Three hours later, two large humans wearing power armor walked out of the laboratory, and behind them were a harmless corgi and a weasel.

"Remember, you two are now called Hogmenethil and Lorgar Aurelion, and we are your adopted pets, remember?"

"Hey, haha, I've lived up to the academy's training!"

(End of this chapter)