Chapter 705: The Darkest Day of the Human Empire
Hogg was angry, but not furious.
The big hand on his head proved everything. A black hole explosion turned Hogg into a half-corgi. With his current rotten flesh, he could hardly save himself, let alone run away with the yellow fox.
And Hogg has figured out that Dorne is a scumbag, and he enjoys his life with three wives and four concubines. Your battle report is wrong.
Looking up, Sera still maintained her impeccable and perfect smile, but Hogg only felt a chill. No, his lower body was gone now, and he had completely lost his little bell.
Luojia was half dead, and he himself was half dead. Hogg rolled his dog eyes and cast his gaze towards the old man Huang beside him. From the eye contact, the emperor seemed to understand something.
However, the Emperor is no longer the giant golden man who dominated the galaxy. Now he has lost all his power and has become a fat domestic weasel. At best, he can only take advantage of others, so how can he save people?
But the Emperor also knew that this might be his only chance to be rescued. No matter how immoral Hogg, the rebellious son, had been in the past, everything had been proven now.
If Hogg had recovered at his speed, these two seconds would have allowed it to recover to its original state. However, under Sera's suppression, it still looked like a half-corgi.
The Emperor was screaming in his heart. Ten thousand years ago, he watched Hogg being abducted by Slaanesh and made a vow but was unable to fulfill it. It was so powerless and humiliating. The Emperor did not want to experience it again.
"what!"
The Emperor was so angry that his hair stood on end and he decided to fight with the crazy woman Sera. As the Lord of Mankind, he could not bear to see Hogg being humiliated.
The hegemonic thoughts and will merged here, and Hogg's eyes gradually brightened. Although he didn't know why the yellow-skinned man didn't slap the crazy woman away, he could already feel that the atmosphere around him was wrong.
Hidden under the dog's fur, Hogg was laughing wildly, with words unconsciously leaking out from between his teeth, and he shouted in his heart:
"That's right, that's the way it is! Come on, you yellow-skinned bitch. How dare you use a black hole to blow me up? I'm going to let my dear daddy pin you to the ground and humiliate you severely. Wow - I'm going to blow you apart."
At that time, the tall Sera formed a sharp contrast with the tiny emperor, but Hogg believed that based on his experience of being beaten for ten thousand years, this bitch would definitely not be able to withstand a single move from Old Man Huang.
The distance between the two peerless masters was getting closer and closer. In Hogg's eyes, the shadows behind them had become entangled and the fight was inseparable. He had already thought of 9999 ways to humiliate Sera.
Perhaps infected by the atmosphere, the unconscious Luojia suddenly woke up and saw the shocking scene in front of him. Without any words, just from his appearance, Luojia recognized that the overly fat weasel was their powerful father.
Instead of standing up to cheer, Luo Jia knew that in his current state, he was a complete burden to the emperor, so it would be better for him to just lie on the ground and wait for the final victory.
When the Emperor came in front of Sera, he was already out of breath, but even so, he still gave Hogg a reassuring look.
Just this one look alone made Hogg burst into tears. His past complaints had long since disappeared like a passing cloud. He only had one thought in his mind: "Go ahead, Old Man Huang! Let her see the might of our human empire."
"Nana, what are you going to do? Go back quickly."
"What? How dare you ask me what I do? These are my good sons Hogg and Lorgar. They are my offspring. How can I stand by and watch them die in danger? Ah, ah ah ah!"
"Bang bang."
As two crisp sounds rang out, the emperor actually knelt down on the spot in front of everyone's shocked gaze. This made Hogg suspect that he was already dead. Why did he see such a strange scene?
"Wow, I don't want to see it, I don't want to see it!"
The sudden wailing behind him made Hogg realize that it was Lorgar's voice. It also confirmed that everything before his eyes was not an illusion. The invincible Neos actually surrendered without a fight.
But this shocking scene did not end there. The emperor who had been kneeling on the ground stood up, with his hands in a kowtow posture, and immediately sang along: "Recalling the past, at that moment ~ my tears will not dry!"
"Brother Gou is in trouble. Let me tell you about the matter."
"I wanted to let others do whatever they wanted, but I found my brother Xian and helped me persuade him."
"This kneeling! My heart is in turmoil. Your true love burns me."
"From now on, I eat cakes, you eat tips, and the telephone poles are on opposite sides."
"You and I love to mess around on weekdays. Have you ever thought that you would dare to come to me when I'm in trouble?"
"If you and I are safe today, I, your father, will marry you."
Hearing this song, Sera raised her eyebrows, and Hogg felt the hand pressing on his dog's head loosen, and couldn't help but continue the Emperor's chant:
Hogg: "Ah, ah, my father! No need, no ...
"I am usually cheerful and happy, but I won't keep silent when you are in trouble. If I know it is difficult, I will retreat! From now on, I will be that thing."
Emperor: "My child, don't talk nonsense. Although you are young, you are very smart and capable. I can't even catch up with you. It seems like you have conquered the world.
Hogg: "Wait! Listen to all of this crazy woman's advice and scolding~"
Emperor: "Can you forgive my child? It's normal to make mistakes~"
Emperor, Hogg, and Luojia (Chorus): "With you and me, in times of trouble, good luck will come!!"
Intermittent applause broke out, and the originally closed corridor was completely opened. Countless human guards poked their heads out, and as if they were watching a live broadcast, they admired the unique performance of this family of three.
"Clap clap clap!"
Sera's expression finally eased, and her hands unconsciously clapped together. Looking at the three cups of large, medium and small in front of her, she couldn't help but exclaimed:
"Wonderful! I didn't expect that you, Hogg, not only possess the same amazing wisdom as me, but also have such superb literary attainments. It's worth my kindness to Nana for the past five years.
In that case, I forgive your theft. Stand up and stop hiding. I have seen your two dog legs recover. "
As Sera finished speaking, Hogg smiled with a fawning look on his face, and used the appearance of a corgi to vividly interpret the expression of the little Baka. In one fell swoop, he surpassed Luojia in height, and from a half-corgi he became the middle cup of the trio.
"Hehehe, Grand Duke, you are joking. We are really like a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple. To be honest, my name is Hogmenethil. Maybe we were one family hundreds of years ago!"
"Yes, yes! We two ignorant children were just playing around. Master, you know me best. I am your little Nana."
Originally, he thought he was shameless enough, but when he heard Old Man Huang calling him "Little Nana", Damn, Hogg wanted to smash this shameful piece of trash with one claw.
Then he ran over, hugged Sera's long legs, and shouted with an extremely sincere look:
"Woof, Sera, you are the one who can be my mother!"
(End of this chapter)