Chapter 697 Do you think I am a human or a god?
A spoof is not nonsense, and an adaptation is not a random creation. Even though Hogg has low moral standards, he has a soul of gold.
No matter when or where, no matter what he faces, Hogg has always been an honest and good man. Lies are incompatible with him, and there is only one sincere heart in his heart.
After leaving the unfortunate Spear of Adun and then leaving the unfortunate Aiur, Hogg didn't want to stay in this damn place for even a second. Maybe one day a huge earthquake would come and blow to death all those bean sprouts that polluted his eyes.
Looking at the dead silence and emptiness around him, Luo Jia licked his nose with his tongue. Ever since he became a weasel, he always made this action subconsciously, but he didn't care. Instead, he asked Hogg:
"Brother, when you replied to the projection of the god, did you really not lie to them? With the unlucky appearance of those pointy-eared people in the future, how can we expect to be safe and prosperous?"
"Don't slander me!" Seeing that there was no one around, Hogra pulled Luojia to a small corner far away from the aisle and corrected the grammatical errors in his words just now.
"What do you mean by unlucky? That's clearly their own fault. Besides, aren't the elves in Alicia safe and prosperous?
You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. If I hadn't taken in those elves, they would have died in some corner. I am their holy father.
Even if my motives were not pure when I took them in, judging by the deeds and not the heart, you can see that the technicians in the Eldar Club are all white-skinned and beautiful. Isn't this my credit?
With the body fat rate of the elves, they can't even produce two ounces of oil, but now Alicia's pointed-eared girls have breasts that have grown two times bigger. They will never be able to repay my kindness in their entire lives.
Besides, every time we go out to have fun, you are the most active. Now you are saying that I am fooling people. You are so noble and you are so great! Don't order the eighth technician in the future. The four Eldar gays who trained you are not dead yet. I will pack them up and send them to your bed when I go back."
"No, no, no! Brother, I'm just kidding."
Even after so long, Lorjia still has a deep shadow on the Titan training method in the past, especially the four big Eldar guys wearing very little cloth on the Warlord-class Titan. Their salty eyes and greasy movements all made Lorjia's anus tighten, and he wished he could wear two more pairs of pants.
Because the two men were small in stature and they were sitting on a huge Kurnos-class cruiser, their conversation was not known to anyone.
Even if someone heard it, it would be okay. The Amotok family, to which Akama belonged, had already been expelled from the country. Just imagine that they woke up one day to find an imperial decree from heaven, making the family that had finally entered the political center wander outside. Akama probably had this regret in his life.
But if you think about it carefully, the Amotrok family may also benefit from this. After all, judging from the current time point, it will not be many years before that little bitch Slaanesh is born. It is not a bad thing to be away from the center of the Eldar.
When the day of doom comes, the so-called glory and power will be a joke, and the Feng Shui treasure land of Aiur will be bombed into the eye of terror in the future.
Thinking of this, the guilt he had felt for having implicated two unlucky guys disappeared instantly, and Hogg even felt that they owed him something.
As a minor nobleman who could kill three people with a single brick, most of Amotoq's wealth was used to maintain family relationships. The number of people was pitifully small, only less than 80.
In addition to the cruiser under Hogg's feet, there is also a small ark, 3 rose frigates, and 17 armed merchant ships. These were all packaged by Asuryan and sent to Hogg for use. The implication is very clear, that is, let this old ancestor stay wherever he wants.
If this thing was available in the 40k era, it would probably be fought over by all parties. After all, the pointed ears that can open the door to the Webway are a hot commodity. With them, you can enjoy the convenience brought by the Webway and avoid Blackwatch's monopoly and commission.
But this is not the 40k era. The Eldar Empire at this node is extremely wealthy. The Amotok family's possessions are just a tiny part of the world. There is no need to convene a parliament to discuss. The projection clone was sent out directly. The composition of the Eldar is very peculiar. Although they laugh at humans as backward hairless monkeys, their overall structure is not much better. After studying for a long time, Hogg found that the Eldar system is very similar to the political structure of ancient Rome. After a long time, it turns out that the Roman orthodoxy is here.
"Jing Luo is furious."
Now Hogg has a ship and 80 pointy-eared minions at his disposal. Although most of them are the elderly, the weak, women and children, it is better to have it than not. It is a huge improvement!
Above the Aiur Skyport, a huge webway gate opened up. It was obvious that this webway entrance had been modified. It was larger than all the webway gates Hogg had seen before. He also heard that this was not the largest one. The largest one was located in the galactic hub Commorro.
"I don't know if there are any black bean sprouts idiots in Comoros now."
On the bridge, Hogg and Lorgar sat on the small thrones specially made for them, watching the prosperity of the Eldar Empire around them. Behind them was the prophet elder of the Amotok clan.
The old patriarch had great respect for the two ancient beings who had descended from the sky. Even though he was squeezed out of the political center, he did not dare to complain at all. Instead, he believed that this was a test from the gods.
"Bellahirst, come and talk."
"As you command, Ancient One!"
Belia did not dare to neglect the summons. He shrank his old face into a chrysanthemum shape and came close to Hogg, wanting to follow his instructions.
Looking at the old patriarch in front of him, Hogg couldn't help but sigh that there are all kinds of birds in the forest. Based on his rich knowledge of aliens, he could see that the old man had reached the limit of his lifespan and was about to begin a new cycle of life and death.
However, age is not a problem. Although Old Belia has a cool name, what is even cooler is that he is so old, but he still has a daughter. It is really like a dragon fruit being taken out of the grave. There are always higher mountains.
Through the communication over the past two days, Hogg discovered that Belia was also a wonderful person, or rather, their entire family was a little abnormal.
Compared to the average Eldar, the Amotoks are more insensitive, with only 60% of the sensitivity of other Eldar, which makes them seem out of tune with their peers. Simply put, they are a bit stupid.
So many coincidences piled together, it was obviously not a coincidence. Old Belia's face was twisted into a chrysanthemum, but Hogg still did not speak, just waiting for the ship to enter the webway.
When all the members of the fleet entered the webway and started to speed up, Hogg said to Belia next to him:
"Don't pretend. I have dealt with at least 9,000 spirits, and I have never seen a spirit that can live for 30,000 years and has not experienced any reincarnation. The most ridiculous thing is that they can have children in old age. Are you kidding me?
Isn't that right? My noble God of Laughter Xilego. "
(End of this chapter)