Chapter 698: There are thousands of bad things in the galaxy, and Hogg is responsible for most of them
As Hogg finished speaking, the originally bright bridge suddenly became dark, and the Eldar elders who had been serving on the left and right left one after another, leaving only Hogg, Luojia and Belia.

In just a moment, the old patriarch's waist was no longer bent, and his face was no longer wrinkled. He turned from an old fool with only half a breath left into a huge clown occupying half of the bridge.

The colorful oil paints cover his face, making it impossible to guess his thoughts. His unique clothing is quite postmodern, and he wears a human military uniform to make him look closer. His face, which resembles a mango, makes Hogg feel like he is meeting the former king of Ancient Terra. ①
Xilego did not use a clone, but came in person. In comparison, the dog and the weasel on the throne seemed so small, but Hogg did not feel nervous at all. Instead, he and Luojia jumped up and smashed his little toes like a stressed Hakimi.

"Why did you grow so big? You're blocking our view. If you keep showing off, I'll make you fly."

"Brother is right. You are playing tricks in front of us. You are a great unclean person. You have to leave today with your butt covered."

Even though he was severely weakened, the Primarch's strength should not be underestimated. What's more, Lorgar was so wicked as to pick up the small hammer that was stained with Hogg's brains and hit him wildly, which was more painful than a belt dipped in iodine.

The sudden beating made Xilego scream like Thomas. His huge body shrank instantly, and he performed a 720-degree Thomas spin very professionally. Together with the illusion he created, he fell to the ground headfirst:

"Ah! Martha, I feel like my heart is bleeding. Bruce, you must live well."

Luo Jia didn't understand what was going on, but Hogg was very familiar with it. If there were no alleys here, it would be like the Batman family going in with six legs and coming out with two legs.

Although Hogg always regarded himself as Batman, this joke was too much for him. He was so angry that he kicked Martha, who was pretending to be dead with a pearl necklace next to her.

But no matter how hard he was beaten, the clown was like a dead pig. He didn't fight back or talk back, and even had an expression of enjoyment on his face, which made Hogg feel sick.

Tired of beating and scolding, Hogg returned to the throne, took the hammer from Lorgar's hand and smashed it on the clown's butt:
"Don't play dead. You tried every possible means to see me here. Tell me, what's the matter?"

When Hogg spoke, Xilego, who had been pretending to be dead, jumped up instantly and hugged Hogg's dog legs directly, with a flattering look on his face:
"Father, I finally see you."

"? Ah, don't talk nonsense, I don't have a cross-dressing offspring like you. I was a human before, and now I'm a dog. How could I give birth to something like you? I'm still an 18-year-old pure boy."

Hogg firmly denied Xilego's attempt to seek marriage. He already had 23 cloaked cockroaches that were destroying houses, which was enough for him, not to mention his two troublesome eldest daughters, Goliath and Jeanna. If he was more lenient, he could even include the first few waves of Blacklight Elves. The space was already full and there was no room for such a thing.

However, even if he doesn't fight back when beaten or scolded, Xilego is the real body after all. With Hogg's current super weakened state, he can only fight a few clones after his troops and food are cut off, but he is no match for the real gods.

Like a perverted pervert, Xilego pounced directly on Hogg, holding the dog and rubbing it non-stop, which made Luojia have a strange look on his face, as if he had discovered some shocking secret.

Hogg, unwilling to be humiliated, hurriedly called a halt, pointed at his own dog face and shouted:

"Brother, you see, we look completely different. How could I be your father? Although I also participated in the original god-making plan, your father is Shi Lan, not me."

Perhaps he really regarded Hogg as his cheap dad, Xilego stopped his outrageous behavior, looked at the dog with affectionate eyes, and took off the funny clown hat on his head, revealing his unique Shamatte hairstyle.

"Look, father, we are simply cast in the same mold. What's more, you are wrong. Ancient saints have no gender. At most, she is my mother, not my father!"

One word caused a thousand waves. Hogg's mind was a little confused. His dog brain was overloaded and he gradually gave up thinking.

At the same time, far away on Holy Terra, Guilliman and Russ, who had been watching the show on Dorn's cable TV, hugged each other and laughed like two 1,000-pound idiots.

"Did you hear me, Russ? I told you that most of the evil things in the galaxy were caused by Hogg, and you slandered me as some fucking cat boy? Now there's evidence, no wonder Shaforin is against me, so this is what's going on!" Thinking of this, Guilliman became excited, with tears in his eyes, and cried about the experience of being sent to the ICU by Shaforin when the Emperor was asleep and he was the only one holding on.

However, Russ didn't buy it at all. He was not a fool. Shafulin beat you up because you promulgated the "Astartes Festival" and ran to Alicia to act as a gatekeeper, forcing Black Watch to split into battle groups.

If he were still there, if you dared to come and call the Space Wolves, I would have shot you Ultramarines in the back the next day. Beating you up would be too easy for you.

"Shut up, just watch TV, who wants to listen to your experience? Didn't you see that little statue just now? You will never be able to wash away your reputation as a cat-fuck boy in your lifetime, and you still have the nerve to laugh here.

You might as well use that time to think of a way to get a better signal to Dorne. The picture is intermittent, so why don't we tie Dorne to the TV?"

Russ's proposal was quickly implemented. Dorn, who was originally lying on the sofa, was picked up by Guilliman and a chair was found for him to sit on. The Wolf King was even more wicked. He placed the TV directly in Dorn's arms, making his seventh brother a TV stand.

Perhaps because their voices were too loud, some guards on duty came over to check, but they were soon attracted by the scene before them. They also found a small stool to sit down and started watching Dorne cable TV.

With the help of friends, the crowd grew larger and larger, and soon filled the entire laboratory, even including some Emperor Fist boys.

Dorn's face was as sharp as a knife and an axe. Even when he fell asleep, his body stood straight unconsciously. He was filled with a rock-hard aura, which just caught the TV screen, allowing the crowd to enjoy and listen to the foreign gods telling the bloody gossip.

Finally, after Xilego's vivid performance, Luojia, who had eaten his fill, poked Hogg beside him, asking his good brother to accept reality.

Looking at the thing in front of him, Hogg wanted to say that I was just one of the people who created the Eldar God, not his blood father, and you are not an egg-laying animal, so whoever you see first after breaking out of the shell is your father.

But before Hogg could say anything, Xilego immediately said that the entire Amotok clan is here to honor you, father, and I have already prepared everything for you.

Hearing this, Hogg seemed to see two dogs floating beside him, one symbolizing his greed and lust, and the other symbolizing his elegance and easy-going nature, but both of them nodded to indicate that he should agree.

"Ah, to be honest, the first time I saw you, I felt a blood-thicker-than-water bond between us. Let's not say anything else. From now on, we are half-brothers. You call me dad, and I call you brother."

"Father!"

"younger brother!"

Countless viewers were moved by this tear-jerking scene. Although they didn't know why, everyone who watched this scene in Terra had a strange pleasure of breaking history.

But at the same time, the emperor, who had become a domestic pet, was not as happy as Hogg. Instead, he was held in Sera's hands with a lifeless face, like a rag doll, and was covered with extremely shameful little clothes.

"Nana, you are so beautiful!"

"Quack! Dorn, Hogg, anyone, come and save me!"

Note ① (It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang had a face like a pig's kidney, but I think that is not right. After all, if Empress Ma liked him, he must have been handsome, at least. It is impossible for a virtuous empress to fall in love with a big mango. I bet 50 cents that this is absolutely unscientific.)
(End of this chapter)